The Confessional — Discretion. Always.

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$0.00deferred in perpetuity

0souls who sought relief

76souls lurking

"The Church found, in its long wisdom, that certain transgressions might be satisfied through a modest financial contribution. We have revived this tradition. We have improved upon it. We have removed the Church entirely."

— The Management, Letter to the Diocese, Vol. I

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total deferred by this establishment

$0.00

all of it gone. none of it forgiven.

THE BOOTH IS OPEN AWAITING CONFESSION

Select your transgression. Name your contribution. The booth will receive you.
You will receive in return: one animation of tasteful solemnity, a position upon the Register of the Absolved, and our complete and total indifference to what you have done.

Nature of Transgression

Contribution (USD)

Name (optional)

Proceeding constitutes a purchase of interactive net art. No absolution is conferred, implied, or available. The Church has not endorsed this establishment. The Church is not aware of this establishment.

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The register is empty.
No soul has yet sought our discreet indifference.