The Confessional — Discretion. Always.

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$11.00deferred in perpetuity

3souls who sought relief

2,857souls lurking

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total deferred by this establishment

$11.00

all of it gone. none of it forgiven.

"The Church found, in its long wisdom, that certain transgressions might be satisfied through a modest financial contribution. We have revived this tradition. We have improved upon it. We have removed the Church entirely."

— The Management, Letter to the Diocese, Vol. I

THE BOOTH IS OPEN AWAITING CONFESSION

Select your transgression. Name your contribution. The booth will receive you.
You will receive our complete and total indifference to what you have done.

Nature of Transgression

Contribution (USD)

Name (optional)

Proceeding constitutes a purchase of interactive net art. No absolution is conferred, implied, or available. The Church has not endorsed this establishment. The Church is not aware of this establishment.

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a penitent soul

Gluttony

$5.00

hans

You don't want to know

$3.00

III

∅

Unspecified (the booth does not ask)

$3.00